you've got to fight...for your right...to PARRRRRRR...TAY...

hey...what are these balloons for???...

for me???..because I'm ONE-derful!?!?!?...

oh yay, there's swimming...

well, swimming for the other kids that is...

I'll just get passed around all day...

like all the babies do...

Berkley and I have been practicing our matching pose for quite some time...

and Gordon's practicing to be a dad to my future BFF...very soon...

this whole cake is just for me?!?!?!...what about everyone else?...


ooooooooooh, nevermind...


I don't even know how to eat this...so I'll try a little from you first...

that seems easy enough...

there, just like you did Mom...

ok, so maybe not JUST like it...

oh who am I kidding...

I just can't stop myself...

is there something inside of this thing???...

nope, just goodness...

presents...I love them, I'm just not that good at opening them...

perfect! lots of helpers...

I got handmade cards...

and golf clubs...

and clothes...

and toys...

and books...

and money...

oooooooh, everyone wants to know what each present is...

and what 1st birthday is complete...

without a gun.